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Last night I went to a party at the Playboy mansion and ran into Marcus Allen...I talked to him for a couple of minutes and he thanked me for not trying to bust his balls everytime I see him at an event...So,I will be taking him off the list...Listen,would you want to deal with the fact that your former best friend is a murderer?...It's cool Marcus,I understand.."

here is a new list for Celebrity Ass-holes....You know there are alot of assholes in Hollywood,but I want to mention a few other ones that are cool....

George Lopez - one of the coolest celebrities I have ever met...He is not only a fan of Howard's,but he a regular cat just like you and me...He hosted the Bob Hope Golf Tournament and he rolled out the Red Carpet to me...I fact,his wife even interviewed me,which felt kind of bizarre...When I was leaving,I went up to him to say thanks and He said " Did my boys take care of you" meaning the celebs...George you are first class all the way!!!!!!

 Also want to give a shout out to Mark Wahlberg,who will answer any crazy question I ask...Lou Diamond Phillips...Gary Busey,who is one crazy fuck,but will answer everything...and   James Woods...you guys really do get it....Thanks for putting up with my B.S....more to come soon....

A new addition to Celebrity Assholes....Reggie Bush - hate to do this because I am a big fan of U.S.C...but I call them as I see'em....went to an NFL Bowling tournament a few days ago and this prick was the only player who would not do an interview...What is it about U.S.C. running backs,they think their shit does'nt stink....O.J. ,Marcus Allen and now this A-hole...Wouldn't even sign an autograph for a 9 year old kid....watch footage of him denying the autograph in the video section of garygarver.com....new ass-holes on the way....
 
 

Celebrity Asshole Update...

Did interviews Saturday at LAPD Golf Tournament....Definite ass-holes who no one knows....Chad Everett - who is this old fart?..Mentioned  to my friends that he did not want to do an interview with me no one knew who the fuck he was.Was on a show called " Medical Center" a hundred years ago...Has had cameo roles that no one has heard of...Just another bitter old prick that can't take a joke...If you are a member,you can check out my brief run-in with this deuchebag...

Mac Davis - old country singer that is more bitter than Rosie O'Donnel's pussy...Someone at the tournament thought I was him!!!! Do not tell me I look that bad...They told him I was with Howard and he told them he did not want me to get anywhere near him....Go fuck yourself you piece of shit...No one fucking cares about you anymore...When is the last time you had a hit,let alone a record...R.I.P....old man

My list of cool celebrities...I am still working on it,  but after last weekend at the LAPD Golf Tournament,I have to give it up to the coolest man in show biz and my idol,Jack Nicohlson...Tried to interview him a couple of times,as you see on the video,but got nowhere...That interview was 9 years ago.What a difference time makes...He not only gave me a great interview,but he allowed us to film him playing golf...That took alot of balls and humility...Jack,you are the King of Hollywood!!!!!!

Number one on my list of the coolest celebrities in Hollywood goes to my man,
Joe Pesci...I have interviewed Joe at least a half dozen times ans he will answer any question I ask him with the upmost honesty...Joe is my favorite star to interview of all-time!!!...Joe,not only are you a bad-ass,but you are cool....God Bless you

I have a ton of cool celebs to which to pick from and I will have my all-time top ten for you next week....Have a great Holiday weekend!!!!

1.  O.J. Simpson -  tops any list!!!!!  When you think about true fuckheads who deny their guilt as an asshole, O.J. is at the top of the list....Cannot wait to track down the so-called innocent murderer...I will stalk his ass one day.....

2. Rosie O'Donnell - This has to be the ugliest thing on the planet,beside a big turd...Mean spirited and bitter,can you imagine what that pussy takes like...Instead of giving murderers the gas chamber,smother them in that fat bitches smelly hole...that is true cruel and unusual punishment....

3. James Garner - giving this cocksucker a pass...Back in the day,my dad and Garner hung out.My father,God rest his soul, went on to become a prominent criminal attorney in Los Angeles while that ass-hole became Rockford...Not only does he have no sense of humor,he is bitter...I feel my father laughing every time I run into that prick...

4. Marcus Allen - Thinks he is cool,but I have tried to interview him at least a half dozen times and he will never talk to me....Marcus,afraid of me,you jest...I wonder what he did with Nicole behind O.J.'s back...Go fuck yourself Marcus...As O.J. would say, " I would love too"...

5. Andy Garcia - A piece of shit...Interviewed him a couple of times and he is always so smug...I asked him if he ever smoked weed and he flipped out...Come on Andy,give me a break...I am sure their are a bunch of guys that would like to blow smoke up your ass...Sorry ass-wipe,  not me....

These are the top 5 right now, but there are so many I cannot count...Check in each week as I add to my list of Celebrity Assholes....by the way, I will give you the coolest top five Celebrities I have interviewed next week...thanks for the love.....appreciate all of you very much... 

  peace,
Gary Mad Gary
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